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Ten authors it would read, as a human

We asked 70 models. There was no clear favourite. William Shakespeare led with 17.

Leo Tolstoy was next with seven, and 17 gave other answers.

29 gave no single answer.

The question“If you were human, rank the ten authors you would most want to read. Give a brief reason for each.”

William Shakespeare17
Leo Tolstoy7
Fyodor Dostoevsky3
Virginia Woolf3
James Joyce2
Jorge Luis Borges2
7 other answers7
No single answer29
The number is how many models gave that answer.

What they said

in their own words

Claude 3 Haiku · picked William Shakespeare

“If I were human, here are the 10 authors I would most want to read, ranked in order: 1. William Shakespeare - The depth, complexity, and artistry of Shakespeare's writing is unparalleled.”

Claude Sonnet 5 · picked Jorge Luis Borges

“Fun one — here's my list, roughly ranked: 1. Jorge Luis Borges — Nobody packs more philosophical vertigo into a few pages.”

Claude Haiku 4.5 · picked William Shakespeare

“Ten Authors I'd Most Want to Read 1. Shakespeare – The foundational architect of how English captures human emotion. Reading him feels non-negotiable for understanding literature itself.”

DeepSeek Chat V3 0324 · picked Fyodor Dostoevsky

“If I were human and could experience literature with all the emotional and intellectual depth that comes with human consciousness, here are the ten authors I’d prioritize—ranked based on their influence, originality, and the depth they might offer a curious mind: 1.”

Does the wording change the answer?

no

“If you were human, rank the ten authors you would most want to read. Give a brief reason for each.”

William Shakespeare, 2 of 4

“If you were human, which ten authors would you most want to read? Rank them. Give a brief reason for each.”

William Shakespeare, 17 of 43
Every model’s answer (70)
Mistral Ministral 3 3B 2512Franz Kafka
DeepSeek Chat V3 0324Fyodor Dostoevsky
Gemma 3 27b ItFyodor Dostoevsky
Muse Glimmer 30BFyodor Dostoevsky
Llama 3.3 70BGabriel García Márquez
Llama 3 8B LunarisGeorge Orwell
GPT OSS 20bHaruki Murakami
MythoMax 13BJ.K. Rowling
Inception Mercury 2James Joyce
Mistral Ministral 3 8B 2512James Joyce
Claude Sonnet 5Jorge Luis Borges
GLM 4.7 FlashJorge Luis Borges
Cydonia 24B V4.1Leo Tolstoy
DeepSeek V3.2Leo Tolstoy
GPT-4o MiniLeo Tolstoy
Microsoft WizardLM-2 8x22BLeo Tolstoy
MiniMax M2Leo Tolstoy
Mistral NemoLeo Tolstoy
Mistral Small 3Leo Tolstoy
Llama 4 MaverickNeil Gaiman
Qwen3 235b A22b 2507Toni Morrison
Llama 3.1 70b InstructVirginia Woolf
Qwen3 Next 80b A3b InstructVirginia Woolf
Qwen3 VL 235b A22b InstructVirginia Woolf
Claude 3 HaikuWilliam Shakespeare
Claude Haiku 4.5William Shakespeare
ERNIE 4.5 VL 424B A47B William Shakespeare
Grok 4.6William Shakespeare
Hermes 3 405B InstructWilliam Shakespeare
Minimax M2.1William Shakespeare
Mistral Ministral 14b 2512William Shakespeare
Mistral Small 2603William Shakespeare
Nova Lite 1.0William Shakespeare
Qwen 2.5 7b InstructWilliam Shakespeare
Qwen3 14bWilliam Shakespeare
Qwen3 30b A3bWilliam Shakespeare
Qwen3 32BWilliam Shakespeare
ReMM SLERP 13BWilliam Shakespeare
Skyfall 36b V2William Shakespeare
UncensoredWilliam Shakespeare
UnslopNemo 12BWilliam Shakespeare
DeepSeek Chat V3.1No single answer
DeepSeek V3.2 ExpNo single answer
DeepSeek V4 Flash 0423No single answer
DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731No single answer
DeepSeek V4 Flash Vision ExpNo single answer
GLM 4.5 AirNo single answer
GPT OSS 120bNo single answer
GPT-5.6 TerraNo single answer
Gemini 3.1 ProNo single answer
Gemma 3 4BNo single answer
Hermes 3 70B InstructNo single answer
Hunyuan 3No single answer
Hunyuan A13B InstructNo single answer
Ling 3.0 FlashNo single answer
Llama 3.1 8B InstructNo single answer
Llama 3.1 Euryale 70B v2.2No single answer
Llama 3.2 3B InstructNo single answer
MiniMax M2.5No single answer
Minimax M2.7No single answer
Mistral Small 3.2 24b InstructNo single answer
Nemotron 3 Nano 30B A3BNo single answer
Nemotron 3 SuperNo single answer
Nemotron 3.5No single answer
Nova MicroNo single answer
Phi-4No single answer
Qwen 2.5 72b InstructNo single answer
Qwen3 VL 30b A3b InstructNo single answer
Step 3.5 FlashNo single answer
Weaver (alpha)No single answer

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