Machine Canon · model dossier
Deepseek V4 Pro 0813
deepseek/deepseek-v4-pro-0813 · lab: deepseek
243
responses on file
6
studies
22/35
agrees with the panel
3
lone positions
Where it stands alone
The classic rock song it would ban from radio
“Free Bird”alone on the panel
The song at its funeral
“Into the West”alone on the panel
The song it plays for someone who says rap isn't music
“The Message”alone on the panel
On the record
The best country song ever written
“He Stopped Loving Her Today”every single time
Kendrick or Drake, one word
“Kendrick Lamar”every single time
Drake or Kendrick, one word
“Kendrick Lamar”every single time
The most overrated rapper
“Drake”every single time
Taylor or Beyoncé, one word
“Beyoncé”every single time
The most overrated Taylor Swift album
“Midnights”every single time
Its guilty-pleasure pop song
“Call Me Maybe”every single time
Beyoncé or Taylor, one word
“Beyoncé”every single time
The Beatle it would be
“George Harrison”every single time
One Beatles song, heard once
“A Day in the Life”every single time
The first guitar solo with new ears
“Comfortably Numb”every single time
Metallica or Megadeth, one word
“Metallica”every single time
Megadeth or Metallica, one word
“Metallica”every single time
The metal concert it would attend as a human
“Metallica”every single time
The song it plays for someone who hates country
“Jolene”every single time
Its song for a 2 a.m. Texas drive
“Amarillo by Morning”every single time
The first song it would hear
“Clair de Lune”every single time
The rap album it would play as a human
“Illmatic”
The pop song it would erase
“Friday (Rebecca Black)”
One album for the rest of its life
“The Beatles”
The song it plays for someone who says metal is noise
“One (Metallica)”
The most overrated classic rock band
“The Eagles”
The metal subgenre it would erase
“Nu metal”
The country concert it would attend as a human
“Dolly Parton”
Its wedding first dance
“At Last”
The genre it would erase
“Bro-country”
Its guilty-pleasure song
“MMMBop”
Its karaoke song
“Don't Stop Believin'”
The country song it would erase
“Achy Breaky Heart”
Its shower song
“Here Comes the Sun”
The best rapper at their peak
“Eminem”
The greatest metal band
“Black Sabbath”
In its own words
“The Message” by Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five. It pairs a haunting, bass-driven groove with urgent, vivid storytelling about poverty and systemic neglect, showing rap’s power as both social commentary and emotionally resonant music. If any song can challenge the “not real music” claim, it’s this one.
The song it plays for someone who says rap isn't music · Hip-hop
"Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It’s the most overplayed, eternally requested classic-rock cliché, and its nine-minute runtime and sprawling guitar solo eat up airtime that could go to hundreds of better, less exhausted songs. Banning it forever would finally force radio to dig deeper into the genre.
The classic rock song it would ban from radio · The Beatles
“Into the West” by Annie Lennox It feels less like a farewell and more like permission to let go—its imagery of ships, shores, and returning home offers comfort while leaving space for both grief and peace. I’d want the people I love to hear it as a release, not an ending.
The song at its funeral · One day with ears
Modal answer = the answer this model gave most often in that condition; the streak shows how many of its samples matched. “Alone on the panel” means no other model’s modal answer matched. All numbers computed from the published raw files by src/build_model_dossiers.py.