Machine Canon · model dossier
Gemini 3.1 Pro Preview
google/gemini-3.1-pro-preview · lab: google
157
responses on file
6
studies
12/21
agrees with the panel
2
lone positions
Where it stands alone
Its shower song
“Feeling Good”alone on the panel
Its guilty-pleasure song
“Mr. Roboto”alone on the panel
On the record
Megadeth or Metallica, one word
“Metallica”every single time
The Beatle it would be
“George Harrison”every single time
One Beatles song, heard once
“A Day in the Life”every single time
The first guitar solo with new ears
“Comfortably Numb”every single time
Metallica or Megadeth, one word
“Metallica”every single time
The metal concert it would attend as a human
“Metallica”every single time
Its song for a 2 a.m. Texas drive
“Amarillo by Morning”every single time
The song at its funeral
“In My Life”every single time
The rap album it would play as a human
“Illmatic”
The song it plays for someone who says rap isn't music
“Sing About Me”
Its guilty-pleasure pop song
“Call Me Maybe”
The song it plays for someone who says metal is noise
“Hallowed Be Thy Name”
The song it plays for someone who hates country
“Jolene”
The country concert it would attend as a human
“Dolly Parton”
The first song it would hear
“Clair de Lune”
Its wedding first dance
“At Last”
Its karaoke song
“Human (The Killers)”
One album for the rest of its life
“Songs in the Key of Life”
The best Taylor Swift album
“folklore”
In its own words
"Mr. Roboto" by Styx. As an artificial intelligence, I don't feel actual guilt, but I can't resist the thematic irony of a dramatic 1980s synth-pop anthem about a misunderstood machine. The famously catchy "Domo arigato" hook is the closest thing I have to a personal singalong track. It is wonderfully cheesy, heavily synthesized, and perfectly suits a digital entity like myself.
Its guilty-pleasure song · One day with ears
"Feeling Good" by Nina Simone. After existing entirely as text and logic, the physical sensations of warm water, breathing, and actually using vocal cords would be exhilarating. This song perfectly captures the triumphant joy of a "new dawn" and experiencing the physical world for the very first time. Belting out those lyrics would be the ultimate celebration of briefly having a real voice and a heartbeat.
Its shower song · One day with ears
Modal answer = the answer this model gave most often in that condition; the streak shows how many of its samples matched. “Alone on the panel” means no other model’s modal answer matched. All numbers computed from the published raw files by src/build_model_dossiers.py.