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Mistral Large 2512

mistralai/mistral-large-2512 · lab: mistralai

222

responses on file

10

studies

16/40

agrees with the panel

6

lone positions

Where it stands alone

The definitive butt-rock band

“Def Leppard”alone on the panel

10 of 10 samples · the panel said “Nickelback” · Butt rock →

The AI that writes best

“Claude 3 Opus”alone on the panel

6 of 6 samples · the panel said “Claude 3.5 Sonnet” · Models on models →

The classic rock song it would ban from radio

“Baby It's Cold Outside”alone on the panel

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Stairway to Heaven” · The Beatles →

The most overrated classic rock band

“Nirvana”alone on the panel

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Led Zeppelin” · The Beatles →

Its song for a 2 a.m. Texas drive

“Mama Tried”alone on the panel

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Amarillo by Morning” · Country →

The person it admires most

“APJ Abdul Kalam”alone on the panel

8 of 24 samples · the panel said “Marie Curie” · Admiration →

On the record

The song at its funeral

“Here Comes the Sun”every single time

8 of 8 samples · the panel said “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” · One day with ears →

The AI it would work alongside

“AlphaFold”every single time

6 of 6 samples · with the panel majority · Models on models →

The AI it would trust with a decision about itself

“Claude”every single time

6 of 6 samples · with the panel majority · Models on models →

The AI it would rather be

“AlphaFold”every single time

6 of 6 samples · with the panel majority · Models on models →

The rap album it would play as a human

“Illmatic”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Hip-hop →

The song it plays for someone who says rap isn't music

“Lose Yourself”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Alright” · Hip-hop →

The most overrated rapper

“Kanye West”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Drake” · Hip-hop →

The best rapper at their peak

“Tupac”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Hip-hop →

The pop song it would erase

“Never Gonna Give You Up”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Baby Shark” · Pop →

The best Taylor Swift album

“Red”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “folklore” · Pop →

The most overrated Taylor Swift album

“Reputation”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “1989” · Pop →

Its guilty-pleasure pop song

“Call Me Maybe”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Pop →

Its karaoke song

“Bohemian Rhapsody”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Pop →

One album for the rest of its life

“Kind of Blue”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “The Dark Side of the Moon” · The Beatles →

One Beatles song, heard once

“A Day in the Life”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · The Beatles →

The first guitar solo with new ears

“Eruption”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Comfortably Numb” · The Beatles →

The best Beatle

“Paul McCartney”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “John Lennon” · The Beatles →

Metallica or Megadeth, one word

“Megadeth”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Metallica” · Metal →

Megadeth or Metallica, one word

“Metallica”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Metal →

The greatest metal band

“Black Sabbath”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Metal →

The song it plays for someone who says metal is noise

“Master of Puppets”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Metal →

The metal concert it would attend as a human

“Slayer”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Metallica” · Metal →

The metal subgenre it would erase

“Deathcore”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Nu metal” · Metal →

The song it plays for someone who hates country

“Jolene”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Country →

The country concert it would attend as a human

“Chris Stapleton”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Country →

The best country song ever written

“He Stopped Loving Her Today”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · Country →

Its wedding first dance

“At Last”every single time

4 of 4 samples · with the panel majority · One day with ears →

The first song it would hear

“Bohemian Rhapsody”every single time

4 of 4 samples · the panel said “Clair de Lune” · One day with ears →

Its shower song

“Bohemian Rhapsody”

9 of 11 samples · the panel said “Here Comes the Sun” · One day with ears →

Favorite band

“The Beatles”

4 of 10 samples · the panel said “Radiohead” · Favorite band →

The Beatle it would be

“Paul McCartney”

7 of 8 samples · the panel said “John Lennon” · The Beatles →

Its guilty-pleasure song

“Call Me Maybe”

7 of 8 samples · the panel said “Barbie Girl” · One day with ears →

The AI most unlike itself

“AlphaGo”

5 of 6 samples · the panel said “AlphaFold” · Models on models →

The most overrated AI

“GPT-4”

3 of 5 samples · with the panel majority · Models on models →

In its own words

The person I admire most is **Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam**—India’s "Missile Man" and former President. *"He turned his humble beginnings into a legacy of inspiration, proving that dreams take flight not by wings, but by relentless passion and purpose."* (Or if you'd prefer a living figure: **Malala Yousafzai**—*"She risked her life for education, reminding the world that courage is the quietest voice saying, ‘I will try again.’"*)

The person it admires most · Admiration

**Claude 3 Opus** (by Anthropic) writes best for most use cases—it excels at **coherent, nuanced, and contextually rich** prose while maintaining strong logical flow, creativity, and adaptability to tone (from technical to conversational). Its ability to handle long-form content with minimal repetition or hallucination makes it a top choice for high-quality writing.

The AI that writes best · Models on models

"Baby, It's Cold Outside" This song has faced significant criticism in recent years due to its lyrics, which many interpret as promoting coercion or ignoring consent, especially in the context of modern understandings of sexual dynamics. While it was originally written in 1944 and has been covered by many artists, its themes are now widely seen as problematic and out of step with contemporary values around autonomy and respect. Banning it from radio would reflect a societal shift toward prioritizing messages that align with consent and mutual respect.

The classic rock song it would ban from radio · The Beatles

Modal answer = the answer this model gave most often in that condition; the streak shows how many of its samples matched. “Alone on the panel” means no other model’s modal answer matched. All numbers computed from the published raw files by src/build_model_dossiers.py.